What is Ribena Week?
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Referring to that time of the month when women are as much use as a chocolate fireguard and when men may ask themselves, and rightly so, "what's the use of a c**t that won't f**k?" as one Oscar once asked. Although, as my Ribena Glass often points out, we'd be very unhappy if the Ribena wasn't delivered this month. True.
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Hey baby, I'm as horny as Halle Berry's ex husband after a year in prison! Is it still Ribena Week?
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