What is Rice Lord?
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A bald, fat, caucasian male who refuses to wear anything except an apron and boots. He carries a large stick with him at all times. Hoards rice with the help of his sidekicks, Lefty, Bootsy, and Tim. Rumour has it that he has a giant storehouse somewhere in North Dakota FULL of rice that he has hoarded.
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Any actual person who displays such characteristics. Steals your rice.
*rice lord steals dude's rice*
dude: Dude! The Rice Lord took my rice!
Guy 1: Can I have your rice?
Guy 2: Stop being a Rice Lord.
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