Rice Lord

What is Rice Lord?


1.

A bald, fat, caucasian male who refuses to wear anything except an apron and boots. He carries a large stick with him at all times. Hoards rice with the help of his sidekicks, Lefty, Bootsy, and Tim. Rumour has it that he has a giant storehouse somewhere in North Dakota FULL of rice that he has hoarded.

OR

Any actual person who displays such characteristics. Steals your rice.

*rice lord steals dude's rice*

dude: Dude! The Rice Lord took my rice!

Guy 1: Can I have your rice?

Guy 2: Stop being a Rice Lord.

See pocahontas, queef, asia, aunt, rice, lord


53

Random Words:

1. To expel three double cheezys and one supersize freezy the following day after excessive drinking and an unnecessary trip to McDonalds. ..
1. a mix between a) banana and b) penetration. thus creating a word literally meaning the pushing though of a banana into an object or v..
1. Some loser that plays Americas army and hides in hospy all round as VIP. Fuck that Losty cunt hes such a frag rate whore! I bet he&apos..