Rice Lord

What is Rice Lord?

1.

A bald, fat, caucasian male who refuses to wear anything except an apron and boots. He carries a large stick with him at all times. Hoards rice with the help of his sidekicks, Lefty, Bootsy, and Tim. Rumour has it that he has a giant storehouse somewhere in North Dakota FULL of rice that he has hoarded.

OR

Any actual person who displays such characteristics. Steals your rice.

*rice lord steals dude's rice*

dude: Dude! The Rice Lord took my rice!

Guy 1: Can I have your rice?

Guy 2: Stop being a Rice Lord.

See pocahontas, queef, asia, aunt, rice, lord
53

Random Words:

W007
1. A celebratory clause, written in 1337 Owned! w007! See Spencer 2. see woot or w00t See ween 3. -woot means in geek speak We Owned..
Read more
Purplestickypunch
1. A great kind of marijuana, you get so fucked up! Also can be used as paper, good source of hemp, a rope, and a noncontaminated fuel! D..
Read more
Eeyore'd
1. To Eeyore someone is to destroy any positive light that may be on something. If someone is having a good day and someone else makes a ne..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free