Rice Lord

What is Rice Lord?


1.

A bald, fat, caucasian male who refuses to wear anything except an apron and boots. He carries a large stick with him at all times. Hoards rice with the help of his sidekicks, Lefty, Bootsy, and Tim. Rumour has it that he has a giant storehouse somewhere in North Dakota FULL of rice that he has hoarded.

OR

Any actual person who displays such characteristics. Steals your rice.

*rice lord steals dude's rice*

dude: Dude! The Rice Lord took my rice!

Guy 1: Can I have your rice?

Guy 2: Stop being a Rice Lord.

See pocahontas, queef, asia, aunt, rice, lord


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