Rice Mobile

What is Rice Mobile?


1.

a (crappy) foreign car (from asia) worth virtually nothing and with no racing capability outfitted to look like a sports car complete with spoiler, rims, etc ad nauseum.

Ever since Vin Diesel drove a rice mobile in the Fast and the Furious, all the ginzos I know have one.

2.

A small shitty foriegn car with funky colors and tinted windows. mostly driven by RiceBoy or Spix with his home boy in tha back seat suckin a dick for fun. With no muffler, and shiny chrome rims, and 75HP, this machine can kick out a top speed of 60MPH. If driven too fast, it may break and fall apart in the middle of the highway. Or just get blown off the road by my rocket launcher.

look at that riceboy! he be ridin in his ricemobile!

3.

A degrading way of saying "tuned mid-sized Asian Automobiles" or rice burner

Usually driven by Wannabe-Asians and Asians with no roots.

Honda Civic, Hyundai Tiburon, Nissan 350z

True Asians don't drive rice mobiles, we be rollin' on Cadillacs, Lincolns and Impalas.

See asian, rice burner, 2 fast 2 furious, honda, Ness

4.

i fuck so many asian hoes,you can call my car a rice mobile

sloppy and slanted


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