Rice University

What is Rice University?


1.

The REAL Harvard of the South. A highly competitive university where people go to have fun, eat cookies, and stay up late. Rumor has it that they also go to classes. Not only is it great in the departments of science and liberal arts, Rice University's music school and architecture school are among the top in the nation.

I wish I could get into Rice University.

2.

where the party's at

Helga: I'm bored.

Edward: Me too.

Both: LET'S GO TO RICE UNIVERSITY! PARTAAY!

Four hours later

Helga: Whoaa that was some good party. Night of....decadence?

Edward: Yeah...hahahaha...

*both pass out*

3.

The Best Collegue in the world

I wish i could go to Rice

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