Riceboy

What is Riceboy?


1.

Individual who is more concerned with the image of speed than they are about actual performance.

That riceboy spent $5000 dollars on his car, but can't outrun a yugo.

2.

1. individual who has no concept of what makes a car faster or handle better.

2. individual who keeps the vinyl graphics industry running in a bad economy

3. individual who does not know who makes the engine in their car.

4. individual who thinks "The Fast and The Furious" was the best movie ever.

1. Riceboy would put aircraft wings on the back of his Civic if he could, because the down force would make his car do 8 sec. quarter-mile passes.

2. Riceboy has more vinyl on it than a doublewide!

3. Riceboy's Integra is powered by HONDA not Acura!

4. (Do I need to explain? They even made a sequel!)

3.

Any person who thinks that he can get performance out of an economy car by de-tuning it, cutting the suspension coils, or adding a spoiler.

Nice car riceboy, ever drive something with torque?

4.

Someone more concerned with their car looking fast than it actually going fast. Also applies to computers.

He put his Pentium II in a brand new neon case with clear side panels, like that's going to make it any less ghetto. What a riceboy loser!

See Michael

5.

"an asian or any other race who modifies or "soupes up" their car (usually a japanese import) by any means to make it faster, louder, or better looking. Often times these modifications are extreme."

note: _tries_ to make it faster, louder, or better looking.

often (read as almost always) these extreme "mods" make it look ridiculous and don't improve performance

Any Asian import that is not stock.

(ie body kits, spoilers, "fart cannons", "graphics", and other stuff that weighs it down and makes it laughable)

See Irie

6.

A person or person who is not scared to crash or die and is more scared of speedbumps or dips. Lives life for racing And some lucky riceboys have a GS-R girl street racer

Damn that riceboy has a nice riceburner


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