Ricers

What is Ricers?


1.

Any teenager or young adult who takes a japaneese import car, ususally a Honda, and adds relitivly cheap aftermarket parts that have no effect on engine performance. Such parts are aftermarket exhaust, intakes, wings, lights, and stickers. Most commonly added are NOS and VTEC Sitckers. When the hood is lifted however the engine isn't a VTEC and there is no Nitrous Oxide system Installed.

When challenged to a race ricers will almost always and laugh and drive away with there exhaust making you deaf for a tempary amount of time. On occasion a ricer will make the mistake of pulling up with the Rap blaring and ask a guy in a small low powered car to "rice" becasue they can't say race. The person will almost always decline the "rice" but if they accecpt they will win because the ricer drives his car in first gear only becasue it is louder than the higher gears.

I could beat any ricer in my rusty old corsica. Execpt I wouldn't wake up the neighboorhood with my exhaust.

See Garrett

2.

Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers mired in the suburbian quagmire that are forced to make their cars "custom" by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.

Girl 1: Oh, look at that ricer, his car is so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts

See Jesus

3.

Young punks that dress themselves, and their cars, for 9 second runs down the quarter mile when in reality they can't break out of the 17's!

Look at that ricer driving around in his honda civic with a performance muffler.

4.

People who put huge wings on front wheel drive cars, huge body kits, terrible graphics, huge loud exhaust that sounds like a weedwhacker or go-kart or bees nest. ricers are people who think their car is fast when it really isnt. not all imports are rice, there is lots of domestic rice too.

that ricer thinks his civic will beat my 900 HP mustang

See Anonymous

5.

A term used to describe idiots, predominantly in North America, who take their cheap Japanese import cars, load them with body modifications, a new exhaust, and maybe an air filter, and then think they can win any street race because their car looks sleek.

Keep in mind, that no engine modification or any other type of performance enhancing modification is included in the ricing process.

I hate those stupid, stupid idiots who rice their little Honda Civics up and then think they can smoke anyone. They all stink and have poor math skills.

6.

cars with fart mufflers not always a honda. usally a 16-20 year old that thinks he/she is hot shit

cars that go buzzzzzzzzzzzzz

See mike

7.

a bunch of kids who go out and throw a cat back exaust on their car with 110 base horsepower. when they put this on you can hear the engine struggling to keep up with the exaust system. this makes them idiots. dumb idiots.

dam why is that car smoking

becasue the dumb bastard injected the scuba gear into the engine thinking its NOZ, and he has a whining catback

ohhhh, ill go slash his tires that he wished were yokohama


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