Richard Hammond

What is Richard Hammond?


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The short guy on BBC Top Gear who is most famous for nearly killing himself by crashing a 300mph jet car in 2006, the latest in several "life threatening" situations he has been put in - including being struck by lightning and "drowned" in a car.

The short one with the mullet, and the guy who loves blowing up caravans. Also hosted "Brainiac - Science abuse"

Is commonly known as " Hamster"

Rediscovered his motor abilities after brain damageby playing with Lego

Also apparently has "not had his teeth done"

Richard Hammond's quotes

"I have not had my teeth done"

"I am a Driving God!"

See richard hammond, hamster, top gear, clarkson, may, bbc


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