What is Richard Simmons Rule?
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The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.
<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.
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Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.
To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke ..
