What is Richard/dick Archer?
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Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.
oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.
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A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.
He had some serious craplashes, and wh..
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Miniature infants made of marzipan (sweetened almond paste)
The marzipan babies were very cute and delicious.
See food, marzipan, almo..
