What is Richjohnsoned?
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Being pussywhipped a fucked. A slave to the girlfriend, and thinking that you are cool in front of your guy friends when you have a girlfriend.
Constantly making fun of other people because you have a girlfriend.
Dude, I broke up with my girlfriend the other day, but then I got back together 20 minutes later... I'm totally richjohnsoned.
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To masterbate to mental images as apposed to actual pornography.
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When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis.
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