Richmonds

What is Richmonds?


1.

Male Masturbation involving the use of a condom and, sometimes, some lubrication.

"My folks are out for half an hour", thought Rez to himself. "I might just have time for a Richmonds."

See french wank, posh, masturbate, jerk

2.

along with Mayfair, the only cigarettes available in Newtownards for under £2

not available in light/smooth flavour, generally bought in packs of 10 for the simple reason that if you have more than £2 you're not going to buy fucking Richmonds

also available in superking or baseball bat size

"mate... will you go in and get us 10 richmonds and a 3 leet?"

See Jonty


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