What is Rickety Split?
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When you're having sex with a fat chick and she's on top, and she's bouncing on it so hard that she ends up breaking your cheap-ass bed.
I shouldn't have let Shawna do
cowgirl last night. We ended up on the floor, rickety split!
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A master of jiz. The male in a polygamous marriage. Any dude with 10 or more kids.
The jiz master lived in Utah.
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inability to function properly
She blew me so hard I was completely unfunctionable for hours afterwards.
See broken, tired, disrepair,..