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When an athletic irishmen offers you a pickle in a suggestive way.
*Fridge door opens*
Irishmen: You want something to drink?
You: No..
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when you tape a dildo to a gas remote controled car and ram it up a whores auns
Whore: my anus hurts from the new dildo 3000
See whore..
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big hairy balls dadadadada
kid: yo can i get some jewish balls?
dealer: yea that'll be 50 dollars...