Ricky Flemings

What is Ricky Flemings?


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A punk ass P. Diddy poser nigga. He's fond of his desecration of the English language and his comprehensive knowledge of most urban dictionary definitions. In addition to his fondness for misrepresenting the educated, Ricky has a particular fondness for arriving to work late, sleeping at his desk and flooding IM's with lol, WTF?, a plethora of grammatical errors and a vast display of inappropriate comments for a work environment. In his natural habitat R.F. enjoys such comfort foods as watermelon, okra, collard greens, gumbo, fried chicken, chitlins, and grits. Along with his affinity for soul food he is fond of little bitch drinks like sherley temples and midori sours. Ricky Flemings Achilles Heel is mustard which can be incorporated into any feast in order to ensure his untimely retirement to the head where he will sit on or beside his throne and sing The Game to himself.

While checking the phone logs it became apparent that Ricky Flemings had more personal calls than anyone in the department. With this revelation, the only conclusion was that he really didn't do any actual work.

See the game, poser, punk, lazy


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