What is Ride Hard?
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Verb.
When you are extremely horny and just looking for some penis/cock.
You go find it and ride it as hard as you possibly can.
Basically, you hit it (HARD) and then quit it.
Did you see that hott guy? I want to ride him HARD!
And when I say hard, I mean HARD.
I NEED to ride hard right this very minute because I am full of sexual tension and desire.
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