Ride The Moose

What is Ride The Moose?

To have intimate relations with a rather large and ugly woman while being completely aware of just how large and ugly the woman actually is.

You know, after being with so many attractive girls you sometimes just get that urge to ride the moose

See ugly, fat, large, moose, sex, girl

Similar to warm it up, riding the moose is the act of beginning an event or starting the festivities; usually a party.

Clutch, I'm ready to party. Go ride the moose.

See warm it up, get something up and running

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