What is Ride The Moose?
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To have intimate relations with a rather large and ugly woman while being completely aware of just how large and ugly the woman actually is.
You know, after being with so many attractive girls you sometimes just get that urge to ride the moose
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Clutch, I'm ready to party. Go ride the moose.
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Random Words:
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One solid mass of legs. Otherwise know as Cankles.
Man look at Jones and his Mega Man Feet.
See cankles, fat, biggin, fatboy..