What is Ride The Moose?
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To have intimate relations with a rather large and ugly woman while being completely aware of just how large and ugly the woman actually is.
You know, after being with so many attractive girls you sometimes just get that urge to ride the moose
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Clutch, I'm ready to party. Go ride the moose.
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A shit so massive the top pokes out of the water similar to a glacier but made of shit instead of ice.
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