What is Riding The Magic Dragon?
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when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.
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