What is Riding The Magic Dragon?
1.
when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.
See
Random Words:
1.
(verb) To make someone aware of the political views of Ron Paul. To enlighten someone with a lesson in Ron Paul-style politics.
I told ..
1.
The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.
..
1.
Import cars that try to compete with American muscle. In order to compensate for lack of power, turbochargers and superchargers are used..
