Riding The Magic Dragon

What is Riding The Magic Dragon?

1.

when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin

Stoner: Take me to Uranus!

Dragon: No.

Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.

Dragon: I'm your wife.

Stoner: SHIELA?!?

Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?

Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.

Wife: What the fuck?!?

Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.

Wife: What the fuck?!?

(Stoner lifts up a joint)

Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?

Stoner: Take me to Uranus!

(Wife calls Police)

Cop: Yeah?

Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.

See high, baked, fucked up

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