What is Riding The Vespa?
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When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.
I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just on the vinegar strokes riding this vespa.
Random Words:
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when there are hoes(girls) about and you do nothing to engage them...you just slack and wish you had a girl
quit hoeslacking like a bit..