What is Riding The Vespa?
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When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.
I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just on the vinegar strokes riding this vespa.
Random Words:
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Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office worker..
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a sex driven fench guy
a camp fench man in the mood for sex
See dave..
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The most saddest excuse for an insult EVER
Claude: You hapscallion!
Josh: Dude, get out of prep school...
