What is Riding The Vespa?
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When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.
I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just on the vinegar strokes riding this vespa.
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Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.
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Someone you think is having sexual relations with a chair.
Brad Palkovich lit his 4 inch penis on fire, what an ass fucking titty nigge..
