Riding The Vespa

What is Riding The Vespa?


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When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.

I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just on the vinegar strokes riding this vespa.


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