Rift Edit Meaning

1.

To fornicate with underage girls.

Don't trip a rift man!

See rift, fornicate, underage, girls, trip, man

2.

Slang term for 'internet pedophile'. Claims to be gay, but will admit to loving 50s porn stars, befriends young girls, and convinces them to send pictures. Rifts always live in Texas. They are often good artists, though if you see any sort of man doing good arts you should run away quickly and tell the world. They often lament at their "boyfriend" (Invariably called Kevin) living in PA, which is oh-so far away.

Found on such websites as deviantART.com and Furry-Paws.com

Fe: Ew did you see that pedo with his arts and shit hitting on that little girl?

Kaide: Yes eww he's such a Rift!

See rift, pedo, pedo bear, deviantart, art

3.

To steal. Commonly used in the coal regions of eastern Pennsylvania.

I'm gonna rift some cigarettes from the corner store.

See steal, theft, burglary, crime, josh

4.

A word that is commonly used by people who do not know who they are talking about, when referring to a riff.

Guy 1: That guitar rift was pretty cool

Guy 2: Wtf loser

See rift, tiff, guitar, loser, emo, shit, music, pussy, lick

5.

Acronym for "rat infested fire trap" - a nasty dwelling.

I went to look at a new apartment today, but it was a rift.

See apartment, slum, ghetto, skanky, nasty