What is Rigamortis?
1.
The event in which an external stimulus causing one's sexual organ to stiffen to erection. Caused by a lack of ATP, and thus myosin cannot dissociate from the actin in your penis muscle.
Woaahh... Ted did you see that girls cleavage? It gave me a bad case of rigamortis.
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2.
What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.
Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis
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3.
a dead mans alternative to viagra
the corpses has gone through rigamortis.
4.
A condition that does not replace viagra.
Even though he had complete rigamortis his member was still as flaccid as ever.
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5.
A feral person who feels and looks haggis (especially after a heavy night on the pang and/or booze)
Skye is a ragging drugpigg rigamortis with onion smelling pitts.
See feral , haggis , slutfuck , maggot
6.
top of the hierarchy depicting a very attractive girl, see rig, rigmarole, rigathon
will look mate.... that girl has a tight rig.......
yes mate rigamortis
See rig , rigmarole , rigamortis , tight
Skye is a ragging drugpigg rigamortis with onion smelling pitts.
will look mate.... that girl has a tight rig.......
yes mate rigamortis
