Rigamortis

What is Rigamortis?


1.

The event in which an external stimulus causing one's sexual organ to stiffen to erection. Caused by a lack of ATP, and thus myosin cannot dissociate from the actin in your penis muscle.

Woaahh... Ted did you see that girls cleavage? It gave me a bad case of rigamortis.

See erection, hard-on, beef bayonet, chubby, man cannon, woody, purple headed yogurt slinger

2.

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.

Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis

See boner, erection, hardon, male sex organ

3.

a dead mans alternative to viagra

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.

4.

A condition that does not replace viagra.

Even though he had complete rigamortis his member was still as flaccid as ever.

See viagra, dead, flaccid, erect, Numbers

5.

A feral person who feels and looks haggis (especially after a heavy night on the pang and/or booze)

Skye is a ragging drugpigg rigamortis with onion smelling pitts.

See feral, haggis, slutfuck, maggot

6.

top of the hierarchy depicting a very attractive girl, see rig, rigmarole, rigathon

will look mate.... that girl has a tight rig.......

yes mate rigamortis

See rig, rigmarole, rigamortis, tight


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