Rigger Monkey Rape

What is Rigger Monkey Rape?


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1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.

2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.

Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?


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