What is Rigger Monkey Rape?
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1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected
Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?
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While conducting the Rusty Trombone, you secretly sneak in a ping-pong paddle and slap the recipiant's testicles with a furious rag..