Rigor Blumpkin

What is Rigor Blumpkin?

an act of necrophilia by which a person recieves a blumpkinfrom a corpse

Don't piss me off or I'll kill you and make you give me a rigor blumpkin! - Tino

Lay The Hammer

1. practical employed use is when a male lays his enourmous hammer inside a female. I bet John McCain picked Sarah Palin as running mate s..

Cibelly

1. to laugh uncontrolablly for long periods of time. sounding much like a giggling chipmunk or a DJ scratching a record. oohh shes got the..

Paul Blart

1. A variation on the blumpkinwherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit. "Why does Ro..

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