What is Rigor Mortis Rendevous?


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The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.

"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."

See rigor, mortis, female, sexual, masturbate


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