What is Rigor Mortis Rendevous?
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The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.
"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."
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Substitute for dick, slang for penis.
Perv: Can I stick my floob stick in your floob hole?
Fit person: Floob no, get the floob away!
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