What is Riker?
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Riker: noun: an under 35 year-old hipster with a beard.
Derived from the beard worn by Willaim Riker, 1st Officer on the Starship Enterprise.
Dude, I never would have suspected that Daniel Bejar was a Riler, 'til I saw him on the cover of Fader.
Dude, I'm so sick of these Riker's on Myspace asking me to be friends with their shitty experimental bands. gawd.
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(pronounced Ri’-ker): n: an under 35 year-old male with dark hair and a beard.
Have you seen
Jake Gyllenhaal lately? He's totally gone Riker!!!
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Riker: noun. A williamsburg or lower east side hipster with a beard.
I can't believe Alex went Riker-- doesn't he know it's the friggin' goatee of the oughts....
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A kind and intelligent male, usually handsome and in his mid thirties, who makes sexual advances on every attractive woman he comes across, regardless of political, planetary, or potentialy alienistic consequenses.
Guy1: Hey, did you hear about what Jim did with Joan last night?
Guy2: Ya, I heard he pulled a Riker on her.
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The former lieutenant-commander of the U.S.S. Enterprise, and now captain of the U.S.S. Titan, Riker served under Jean-Luc picard for many years. He is very unorthodox, and is married to Deanna Troi.
Jean-Luc Picard: I've just been paid a visit from Q.
William T. Riker: Q? Any idea what he's up to?
Jean-Luc Picard: He wants to do something nice for me.
Riker nods
William T. Riker: I'll alert the crew.
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