What is Riley'ed?
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Occurs when a business owner makes an inquiry into opening a merchant account for accepting credit cards and before he/she can blink, they have given a complete stranger thier address, social security number, checking account information and have signed a non-cancelable 3 year agreement. The merchant freely provides this information having received nothing more than a vague overview of the service.
I just got the sweatiest inbound and completely Riley'ed her.
Random Words:
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To drown a child, like Andrea Yates did.
If that kid doesn't stop crying, I'm going to give it a Yates Bath!
See drown, murd..
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A term for reserving a seat.
Me: Quack Quack Seat Back.
You: Well, you can't reserve seats here.
Me: Well, shit in my purse!
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The ultimate comeback for "ya dad on bacon scruts"
Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's ya dad on bacon scruts
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