What is Rimjob?
1.
the act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal
My girlfriend puked while giving me a rimjob so i slapped the bitch.
2.
The one word that will never, ever fit into any conversation you might be having. Stops the conversation right then and there.
"So, what do you think about-"
"Rimjob!"
"What the fuck!?"
3.
According to Lian Cartman from South Park, it's when you contort yourself into a pretzel and allow someone to give you oral pleasure in, on and around your sphincter.
SHEILA: What did my son say Mr. Mackie? Did he say the S-woid?
MR. MACKIE: No, it was worse than that.
SHEILA: The F-woid?
MR. MACKIE: Well here’s a short list of the things your kids've been saying, m’kay?
SHARON MARSH: Oh dear God!
SHEILA BROFLOVSKY: What the heck is a "rimjob"?
LIAN CARTMAN: Oh, why that’s when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass!
4.
The splendid art of enjoying the flavor and scent of your womans tailpipe while you gingerly lick and sniff her funky rusty sheriffs star. All this culminating in a total mouth to tailhole suction and licking resulting in a thorough cleansing and an anal orgasm for her.
There's nothing better than giving my old lady a rimjob before I eat her pussy out. After that she'll usually suck my dick.
5.
A job at Research In Motion (RIM)
I got a RIM Job
6.
To orally stimulate someones asshole in a circular motion, probably feels pretty god damn good.
My asshole feels so good man since that girl rimmed it.
7.
The process of licking the anal orifice of an individual who positions themself so that their ankles are place behind their head/neck.
Hey your mom just gave me a rimjob.
