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1. Someone so incompetent they can't even figure out how to fuck.
2. AFSCME
That dude just tried to put his dick in that chick&a..
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Precious time that a man can be away from his beloved wife and children.
Kevin: Hey Adam, wanna go with me to pick up the pizza?
Adam:..
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Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.
These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once ..