What is Rimmability?
1.
The measurement of one's ability to receive rim jobs. See the example box below for details.
There are varying degrees of how "rimmable" an individual is. These degrees are known as "rimmability," and the level of rimmability is known as one's "rimmability quotient." One's rimmability has several key factors and forms, among which are:
Cantankerous rimmability: when one's rimmability quotient is so low that the beholder is angered
Congruent rimmability: when a person's quotient at a given point one
day is the same as their quotient the following day at the same time
Inverse rimmability: a person's quotient as a result of reciprocal rimmability
Limited rimmability: when a person's quotient cannot go above or below
a certain number due to outside factors
Parallel rimmability: when two people have the same quotient at the same time
Reciprocal rimmability: when a person's quotient is lowered by exactly
the same ratio as it had been previously raised
Spontaneous rimmability: when a person's quotient rapidly and
drastically increases or decreases with no definite cause
Variable rimmability: when a person's quotient is subject to frequent
change, be it positive or negative
Rimmability constant: the process in which rimmability is determined
Rimmability quotient: a ratio of one's ability to be rimmed as
determined by the rimmability constant
Rimmability variant: the amount that one's quotient can be changed
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