Ring

What is Ring?


1.

The act of calling somebody on a telephone. Derived of the sound the telephone makes when somebody is calling it.

Yo man, give me a ring when you get home.

2.

The Anus or Rectum.

Lick my ring.

See Bear

3.

that part of the arsethat is favoured by the arsebandit

I had a curry last night and my ring is now on fire

See Buhler

4.

A piece of jewelry one wears on their finger. Also a word urban dictionary kids use as an excuse to write something completely unrelated to the word. See: sexual.

"Hey guys! Let's write a completely sexual definition of a word that isn't sexual such as RING!"

Other example: Curtains: Wow, I could fuck you by those curtains.

See jewelry, immature, marriage, expensive

5.

To ring is when puts saliva on a joint when its running in order to let the non-running part of a joint catch up, keeping a nice burn.

Man, the j's got a run, ring that shit

See run, joint, baptise, marijuana, spit

6.

Wear it on ya finger, made of gold unless ur a cheap bastard then you can wear silver or copper

Keeper ring

See Colin

7.

An alternate universe, usually fabricated, in which those who created it flesh out their most desired past, present, or future events. May include romantic entanglements and/or sexual themes. One or more of the creators is visible through most viewing moments, in a reflected (though adjusted for alternate reality) state.

This alternate reality may be tapped into through Role Playing.

Intimate knowledge of the goings on in said universe must be present in all persons for playing to succeed.

Creator 1: Hey... wanna ring?

Creator 2: Hell yes!!


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