What is Ringburner?
1.
diarrhoea of such severity that it burns the anus.
that bloody cup of tea i had at the snooker club gave me a terrible ringburner.
2.
Type of extremely hot Indo/Pak/Banglandeshi curry, viz Vindaloo, Phall, Jhallfrezie. These curries are loaded with green chillies and ginger. On voiding, next day, the curry exits as hot - if not hotter - than it went in, stinging the anal sphincter in the manner of holding a lit Zippo lighter to the anus!
This curry is gonna be a ringburner in the morning!
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