What is Ringing The Church Bells?


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the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.

Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.

See yank, bad sex, hook up, jack off, jerk off


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