What is Ringing The Church Bells?


1.

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.

Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.

See yank, bad sex, hook up, jack off, jerk off


4

Random Words:

1. people who are totally random, and are always randomfor entertainment. they are usually popular for it, and every1 luvs them. they are f..
1. usully asked by crack heads wondering if you sell crack hey man are you on shift? See slanging, dealing, pushing, selling..
1. The speech pattern Wapaneseuse to show that they know 4-5 words in Japanese and try to insert them into everyday English speech in order..