Rings Beach

What is Rings Beach?


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A beach located south of Matarangi, on the Coromandel Peninsula, North Island, New Zealand. Home of the mythical burning sands. It was once said that anal sex was practiced amongst the dunes - but was recently discredited after Mr Hans informed concerned partys that it was not very nice having anal sex in sand dunes. Ask him how he knows.

Fuck me, I have sand up my arse!

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