Ringtone

What is Ringtone?


1.

The worse thing ever to be created.

If you own ringtone, check with your doctor. You may be a dumbass.

2.

The noise one's cell phone makes when a call is made. Usually is a song the person likes, taken off the internet.

Check out this sweet Enter Sandman ringtone I got on my cell phone!

3.

Simply put, a waste of time and money, ESPECIALLY the ones from that terrible TERRIBLE company called Jamster. Anyone who obsesses over something so stupid should be shot in the head, and crapped on.

"omgz lookit mah new Crazy Frog ringtone yo!1!"

"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!" *shoots dumbass, then smashes phone*

See shit, jamster, waste of time, annoying, dumbass

4.

A derogatory response toward a person who makes generic remarks often associated with television and mass media. Deriving from the fact that the generic remark is so overused you can buy it as a ringtone for your phone.

G. Talk to the hand etc..

R. Yeah, ringtone!

G. Whatever minger etc..

R. Yeah, ringtone!

G. Am i bovered.

R. yep, ringtone!

See ringtone, whatever, bovered, minger, talk

5.

the timbre of one's fart

he stood there so proud

his ringtone was loud

"i'm forever blowing bubbles"

wafted into the crowd.

"well done kev!"


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