Ringwood Tree Topper

What is Ringwood Tree Topper?


1.

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel enjoyed the "Ringwood Tree Topper" when Jennifer ate too many tacos.

See ring, wood, trees, chocolate


73

Random Words:

1. 1. Buldge made by skin-tight underwear. 2. Showing of male goods with tight pants or shorts worn around lower chest. 3. Male version o..
1. The epitome of beauty; the quintessence of purity and sexiness. (That's a wild combination, y'all!) Yeah, Janae is cool; she..
1. A comment used my wanna be black kids living in the suburbs of cities "IM BLACK IM BLACK IM BLACK Im BLACK"..