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Derives from the words to pretend and own. To pretend to oneself, commonly used when having days off work or school under false pretense..
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The Fart Of An Elder
"The signs of the apocalypse will come soon" said the old man right before he farted.
See armageddon, c..
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To do this wonderfully hilarious trick the male must engage in sexual activity WITH HIS MORNING WOOD. While engaged in sexual activity (..