What is Rinky Dink?
1.
Small, of little worth, something that has had little time, money and energy invested into it.
That new recording studio is a real rinky dink operation.
2.
Where you wrap your dick around your leg and touch it to your ass cheeck and jerk off into someones eye.
Steve: Yo Alex...how did your date go last night?
Alex: Well Steve it was pretty awesome, we played majhong and then went upstairs to kanoodle...I got out the ky jelly and fisted her like old yeller! Then we facefucked the cat and then blew my grandma!
Steve: Thats awesome, did you do the old rinky dink?
Alex: Why yes Steve...Yes I did
(High Five)
See
3.
n. An aimless, poorly attired miscreant.
"Downtown's
nuthin buthella rinky dinkcrackheads ."
4.
Cute way of saying that something is about to fall apart.
Similar to dinky rink but usually said the other way around.
The party favors at Mary's quincietta were really cute, but also rinky dinky.
See
5.
handsome, cute, cool. from the Romany Gypsy word for good-looking, rinkano. now also has a dismissive perjorative usage arising from its apparent diminutive sense which arises from the internal rhyme
here's the pink panther
the rinky dink panther
6.
an abusive phrase usually associated with the 'Zelda' character Link..use to make him feel small, stupid and/or 'only a game'
"look at that gay rinky dink Link, his cel-da games are abooness"
meaning: those zelda games are heavy, especially the new one but that Link has short legs
7.
Derogatory term associated with Oriental people, in particular the Chinese and Vietnamese.
Look at that slit-eyed rinky dink bastard!