Rip Mad G's Edit Meaning

1. To masturbate whilst defecating, simulanteously looking at porn on the internet I haven't had a shag in ages, I'm off for a c..

1. A combination of unco-ordinated and retarded. Used for describing acts of clumsiness, whether it be physically, socially or saying somet..

1. A written or a verbal aggreement for sex because the females twat is bleeding therefore sex is out of the question. The voucher is redee..