What is Rip Van Winkle?
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While camping, when a friend falls asleep and you cum on their eyes so in the morning their eyes are dried shut. Hence the idea of being asleep for 100 years in the woods.
While we were camping last weekend, I gave jon a rip van winkle
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this is rhyming slang for tinkle} A.K.A. to give someone a call.
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