Ripa

What is Ripa?


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That's me, Kelly Ripa. People think I'm annoying on the Regis and Kelly show, but I have to act that way, really. I mean, no one would watch otherwise since I'm not that smart. I cry a lot.

OMG help, I have all these rugrats and I don't know what to do, I'm supposed to be sexy and beautiful (the ABC ads say so) but I'm just a crying, whining mess here! Someone help. BTW I love this site, cause no one will actually believe this is me, but I get soooooo much relief writing the truth and putting it out in the public, even if it is only on here. Thanks!

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Whiner in IL2 Sturmovik when opponents use joysticks and he doesn't.

Ripa: kev has a nukecannon invincible nostall plane and u call this plane gay?

Ripa: gay kev and his cheat plane

Ripa: if pilot == gay then nostall = 1


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