Riparian Edit Meaning

1. A salty penis or phallic expression. After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..

1. One who is religiously devoted to an ideal, cause, object, person, or culture. Typically to an extreme. see zealot Zealots are also fo..

1. The act of subconsciously taping all four of your pockets to make sure your possessions are still there (usually Cellphone, Keys, Wallet..