Ripped Shandy

What is Ripped Shandy?


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While masturbating, proceed to snap your banjo string.

*eyes widen* "Owwwwwwww SHIT!"

"What's up baby?"

"I think I just Ripped Shandy right then..."

See ripped, shandy, masturbate, banjo, string


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