Riptastic Edit Meaning

1. When wiping and you tear loose a dingleberryand it sounds like a velcro wallet from the 80's opening. "Damn, that velcro-berr..

1. What Hillary Clinton needs to do every time she opens her god damn mouth. After Clinton mocked Barack at the debate and got booed, she ..

1. nectar from the gods themselves So I woke up and expected to get a glass of orange juice like I always do, but my roomate's whore ..