Ripturd

What is Ripturd?

A really loud flatus (fart). Theoretically caused by turds being ripped in two inside one's colon (crap factory).

Wow that was a loud ripturd.

See fart, tird, rip, ass, gas

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Toilet Varnish

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Napalicious

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