Risk

What is Risk?


1.

Best board game ever

RISK rules all games

2.

Can be used instead of 'go', 'do' etc.

"You wanna risk the shop?" - Would you care to attend the shop with me?

Or

"Jaysus, I'd love to risk her." - Goodness, I would enjoy having relations with that beautiful lady.

See to go

3.

Used to describe someone who is good-looking, but under the age for consentual sex.

"Damn, she's hot!" "No way man, she's risk."

4.

used to describe a bad or potentially disastorous situation or condition.

"Can't believe they're knocking the Brig down to make flats.."

"Ken, it's risk like."

"Awww naah, nae mair Buckfast for me, I'm feelin a bit risk."

5.

A risk is a person who exhibits homo-erotic or excessively cheesy behaviour. This could be a reference to the following:

Effeminate qualities

Excessively gaudy or inappropriate clothing

Cheesy or general tacky behaviour and looks.

This can lead to different uses of the word such as 'risky' when pertaining to someone's aesthetic as opposed to simply embodying a 'risk' in it's true form.

'Check that guy out! Risky bloke!'

'That chick sounds like the biggest risk'

'That guy's the biggest fucking risk ever'

'Is that bloke wearing the riskiest shirt ever or is it just me?!'

'How risky was that chick's head?'

*tosser says something completely unfunny*

'Yeah thanks risk...'

See fag, gay, homo, soft, queer

6.

Authors: Andrew Sprowl and Courtney Wileman

Views on Religion

Clubatory: Risk

There are so many religions and beliefs in this world you can’t even keep track. In this, high pace, hellish lifestyle society lives and breathers each day can be quit hectic. Who has time to do things like, going to church, or open and read the Bible? The truth is, no one really. People who have lives can’t. Even if they wanted to, the closest thing they get to is searching religions on Wikipedia. That’s why I am here to say that you can go out and look. Look for a new, more exciting religion. It IS ok.

One night two teenage kids devised a plan to outwit Heaven and Hell. They talked and devised a place where you go when you die. A world that is never ending. This place is between the two “known destinations”. A Clubatory if you will. If you believe in it then it believes in you.

This night club is closer to Hell then heaven only in the way that sin and lust are present here. Just as an Earthy club might be. At the front of this erotic, flashing club is a notice that says “Dance at Your Own Risk”. Rightfully, the club is named risk.

Risk is jammed pack full of the hottest and sexiest people. Even if you’re not people there consider you either way. All people can dance just like they were born too. Risk also has a full bar, rave light, the deepest subwoofers and complimentary Bubble Rap floors. It’s a crazy black and red Club. With the newest and sleekest designs and architecture to help you party, trip and just rave.

Dance for eternality. Dance at your own Risk. And live the life you wished, but you never had.

When we die, if willing, you will go to Risk.

See heaven, hell, death, life, risk

7.

a game played by two idiots who can barely manage to run their own lives

(LARRY): Sup dude, I just bought the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Wanna break out Risk and knock back a few beers? (STEVE): Nah man, im into this thing called World of Warcraft. dude you're living in the 60's man. what the hell's your problem, i mean Risk? seriously bro? grow up

See world of warcraft, dungeons and dragons, world domination, war


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