Risque Croquet

What is Risque Croquet?


1.

When you place a naked chick on the floor all spread open, you place a banana in between her legs, then you hit it with a croquet mallet into her Cooch Cannon.

Dude it was so awesome last night when I gave your mom a Risque Croquet!!!!

See vagina, croquet, risque, your mom


5

Random Words:

1. Nickname for Jean Kerry, French-speaking (and sympathising) Democratic ( Socialist) candidate for President of The United States of Amer..
1. For those not living in London this is basically a way of telling somebody to improve something of theirs, normally coupled with 'l..
1. it's like fuck- it can mean whaturr you want it to, cousin! it's a lot of fun to say when you're drunk/crunk/stupid/hyp..