Risque Croquet

What is Risque Croquet?


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When you place a naked chick on the floor all spread open, you place a banana in between her legs, then you hit it with a croquet mallet into her Cooch Cannon.

Dude it was so awesome last night when I gave your mom a Risque Croquet!!!!

See vagina, croquet, risque, your mom


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