What is Risto?
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A Finnish name. Comes from the english name Christopher.
Risto is an awesome guy.
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To open an umbrella in one's anus.
He was ristoed so badly his rectum had to be removed and replaced with a garden hose
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A waste of a single sperm.
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an obysse wog like feature found around greater Dandenongs admired by women for his microscopic fatty
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an individual who happens to be a combination of terrible, ridiculous, moronic,and ugly.
Individual 1: "Hey did you just see that ..
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when you are zooted and do stupid shit or act a fool
Yo Pete did a zooty move and fell on his ass when he tried getting out my car
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