What is Risto?
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A Finnish name. Comes from the english name Christopher.
Risto is an awesome guy.
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To open an umbrella in one's anus.
He was ristoed so badly his rectum had to be removed and replaced with a garden hose
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A waste of a single sperm.
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an obysse wog like feature found around greater Dandenongs admired by women for his microscopic fatty
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Slang term for any fast-food joint. Originated on SeaLab 2021.
Did somebody order GRIZZLEBEES? (in an unidentifiable germanesque accent..