What is Risto?
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A Finnish name. Comes from the english name Christopher.
Risto is an awesome guy.
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To open an umbrella in one's anus.
He was ristoed so badly his rectum had to be removed and replaced with a garden hose
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A waste of a single sperm.
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an obysse wog like feature found around greater Dandenongs admired by women for his microscopic fatty
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The act of farting in a car and not saying anything. before the smell hits you like a piece of brick shit on the front of your face you ..
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A hairy penis.
Oh man, that guy's dick was hairy. Last night I got some hair in my mouth, he had a hairy pickle.
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