Risto

What is Risto?


1.

A Finnish name. Comes from the english name Christopher.

Risto is an awesome guy.

See christopher, name, finnish, finland

2.

To open an umbrella in one's anus.

He was ristoed so badly his rectum had to be removed and replaced with a garden hose

See risto, umbrella, anus, rectum, hose

3.

A waste of a single sperm.

4.

an obysse wog like feature found around greater Dandenongs admired by women for his microscopic fatty

risto_sleeping_and_wanking


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