What is Riston?
1.
When one unexpectedly defecates in one's own pants, due to extreme heat.
Damn! I just ristoned.
Hey, wanna go to a restaurant?
Can't, I just ristoned.
What the heck is that??
Sorry, I ristoned.
Boy its hot out, I think I might Riston pretty soon.
Man, seeing the temperature report makes me want to Riston.
2.
A loveable, yet gangly office creature who stopped maturing after university. This has led to a life of intramural sports, socks with sandals, and a propensity for much younger females, and useless trivia. Quick witted, and dangerous when cornered.
He was so friendly until I cornered him, then he became such a Riston. Yikes!
3.
loves small furry mammals... loves having his shining face superimposed on animals and/or babies pictures.
My name is Riston and I LOOOOOOVE nothing more than Wesley Crusher's tight gluts! "Wonnnnna' Wertherz little girl?"
4.
upto and including the wrist.
He put even his riston.
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5.
a bitter man who watches parkinglots for a living.
"hey stop watching those students park! Jeez you're suuuch a riston!"
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