Rit

What is Rit?


1.

R·I·T (är-áy-të) N.

1. A state of mind, a condition of pessimism, cynicism, or general hopelessness.

2. A powerful money reducing agent, second only to woman. Can make a lifes savings dissapear, only to be transmuted into bricks. Also known as a moneypit.

3. A place that forces otherwise normal men to use desperate methods to get poon tang. Can reduce a man's standards in women to unacceptably low levels. Can turn a man into a flaky bitch.

"RIT: 'I spent $120,000 on what?'"

2.

Sausage fest, ...seriously.

A bikini party consisting of four girls and forty guys

3.

Where the 10 point scale of rating how good women look is resorted to the pass fail system, because there are no 10's or even 5's on the campus. Basically guys have the RIT goggles...the equal of 2 Beer goggles.

Guy from RIT ~That Chick is hot

Guy from Penn State ~What are you talking about...

Guy From RIT ~Oh sorry...must be the RIT Goggles

See rit, rochester, ugly women

4.

11,887 guys, 113 girls (4 hot, 109 monsters)

2,000 art students, 10,000 legitimate students

9,308 LAN parties, 898,048 gallons alcohol, 12,498,203 lbs. marijuana, 12 broken elevators, 0 sunny days, 10 week quarters, 3.95 avg GPA, 323,897,108,304,103 bricks, 12,384,304,142 cigarettes, 9,301 anime junkies, 24 jocks, 5,603 that will make more money than you, 0 chance of getting laid.

1 big happy dysfunctional family

1. My deepest condolences that your sun is going to RIT.

2. You went to RIT because you couldn't get ass anyway, ad needed an excuse for sucking so much.

See rit, brick city, rochester, lan party

5.

(n) synonym for unprotected sex, glad you got in, sorry you came!

RIT sucks!

6.

The only place where computers outnumber the women. Is this a bad thing??

Woman1: I want to go to RIT

Woman2: What are you crazy? They'll just plug you in!

"Plug it in, plug it in."

See bricks, computers, women, plug, crazy

7.

A place that lends women to start using phrases like, "the odds are good but the goods are odd" in description of their male counterparts.

"RIT: Teaching women to lower their standards since 1829."

Women having to watch hours of video games, visit "LAN Parties", and find anime extremely entertaining if she would like to have a male partner to mate with.


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