Ri-tard

What is Ri-tard?


1.

A person that stands in front of the menu at the local Rita's water ice stand and screams the menu into their cellphone so that their lazy assed significant other can get a gellati. Ri-tards are often also Bluetools

I wish this ri-tard would shut up so I can order my water ice.

See bluetooth, bluetool, bluefool, ritard, retard


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