What is Ritard?
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A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
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How a Retard Says Retard
"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
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Where you go when you gotta get some clothes washed/dried and you don't want anyone to know.
They got a bunch of coin-operating ma..
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A total hottie that every girl would be lucky to be with. A very foreign and exotic name. Al-ameens are so fucking cool too. And they dr..
