What is Ritard?
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A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
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How a Retard Says Retard
"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
Random Words:
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To call someone on the telephone. The phrase originates from the silent vibration mode on most cell phones. When the phone rings, your p..
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verb.
The act of calling someone repeatedly, even though the person on the other line doesn't answer the phone.
Mike: Damn, Jenny..
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A Liar. One Who Deceives others for personal gain and satisfaction. A charlatan and a fool. Believes aliens will take over the world.
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