What is Ritard?
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A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
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How a Retard Says Retard
"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
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1) A reference to the 10th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution
2) A code word that politicians use to signal to racists that they too, a..
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Billy Mays, for one; Hillary for another. Mays is that bearded, screaming goatseon TV selling every kind of household crap from mops to ..
