What is Ritard?
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A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
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How a Retard Says Retard
"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
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Refers to the chalk line drawn around a corpse in movies. The 'line' idea is mostly fictional, since it contaminates the crime..
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Mid 1980's term for a goth used by non Goth's. Someone who wears black, loves halloween, wears white makeup, black lipstick, ..
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Derived from the term 1337 h4x0r and is used to define one as cool.
Lacking in heat or cool.
"Oh Man, your a h347 14x0r!!!11one1t..
