What is Ritard?
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A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
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How a Retard Says Retard
"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
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n. A mental disorder that prevents a person from ever being happy with what they have in their life.
The affliction also makes the pers..
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An other phrase for "I have MY PERIOD" Simular to, "On the rag" "My friend is here" or "riding the co..
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Getting a short hair style, such as a buzz cut, for the sole purpose of not having to get a hair cut again for a while.
Hey, nice hair ..
