What is Ritard?
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A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
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How a Retard Says Retard
"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
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The type of people who care about greenhouse gases and the rain forests and generally just wine about people who don't drive priuse..
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1. The act of working yourself to Orgasm
2. Some really cool word to use to impress people.
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An overweight male who is incredibly attractive.
See that hunk in the buffet line, he's Jimbolicious!
See jimbolicious, bootylici..
