What is Ritard?
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A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
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How a Retard Says Retard
"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
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When something is so damn cool that it bypasses the richter scale and is cooler than any tornado.
Hey Emma! That Louis Vuitton shirt is..
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The active ingredient in pork which acts like a drug, raising body temperature and acting on the brainstem.
Gives a false realization..
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One whom has connected to their body a penis exceeding the size of their arm.
Whoah, that'll never fit. He must be The Giver...
