What is Ritard?
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A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
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How a Retard Says Retard
"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
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Noun. The naughtiest of the naughty sex acts in which a lady in a prone, doggy-style position receives, from her partner, the thumb in t..
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*Adjetive* The scientific term describing when the temperature drops, causing your nipples to harden.
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The act of a having sex with a virgin, then performing oral sex while she is bleeding from the broken hymen
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