What is Ritard?
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A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
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How a Retard Says Retard
"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
Random Words:
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1.to masterbate profoundly
2. to steal a small but rare dog ( not really )
i walked in on Bradley'O jacking the pug it was gross..
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When you play with your genitals and scream "UBERTOODLE"!!!
Man, I was ubertoodling all night last night. I love to ubertood..
