What is Ritard?
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A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
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How a Retard Says Retard
"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
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I'm bad at everything.
Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."
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rabid fan and connoisseur of zombie culture
some zombie films are so bad they would only appeal to the most die-hard zommellier
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Taking the traditional SHOCKER up a notch by doing the Vulcan handshake with two in her Dr. Spock and two in her Mr. Spock. This is a h..
