What is Ritard?
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A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
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How a Retard Says Retard
"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
Random Words:
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Smiling by means of staring off in space and forming your lips usually so that that top lip is arched and only the top row of teeth show..
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city folk that live by the city and if you put city folk into the computer, i don't think yer a city or urban folk
bert- hey you l..
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An admission of one's own homosexuality.
Tyrone: Bro, I just dropped the queer bomb on my parents. They are taking it pretty bad.
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