What is Ritard?
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A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
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How a Retard Says Retard
"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
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A term quite possibly created by the infamous Husain, this word is used to express extreme amusement and awe. Often used when something ..
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Slang for girlfriend.
Like the Pelvis Restless song:
"Baby won't you be
my little titty bare
wrap your legs around my neck..
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A terrifying psychological illness where the patient is worried that he/she is unbearably attractive, and will go to pathological length..
